
1 banana
+ 1 pair of pants
+ bicycle
=
near disaster!
So, I finally have something fun to write about. Today, I have to make some returns while I'm out getting my ear checkup. So, I rode to work today on my bike with a banana in one hand and a pair of pants to return in another. Obviously, this wasn't so easy. In case you've not seen the campus of
Pepperdine University, its not exactly like the midwest. It's basically carved into the side of a hill. So there are very few flat surfaces to bike on. That makes riding a bike with your hands full a challenge. But, I made it all the way to work.
Unfortunately, I forgot my keys.
So, I thought "I should just leave the banana and pants here at the front desk while I go get the keys.". But, no...I'm too vain! "If I leave the pants", I reasoned, "someone might see what size they are and that will be embarrassing!" So, I thought, "I can at least leave the banana!" But again, my pride prohibited it and I thought "But someone might think I'm on a diet if they see me eating a banana!" I know, isn't it crazy! Pride and Vanity are evil masters, no?
So, I head right back home with the banana in my right hand, the pants in my left and my hands gently laid on the handlebars. Of course, the ride home is much more dangerous because its mostly downhill. That means I'm really cooking as I head down Via Pacifica and in through Via De Casa and onto Mariposa. And, of course, since I can just barely steer, I am trying to take a direct route...a straight line from the B-school parking lot to the pool at Mariposa. That usually works fine...I do it once a day with my hands empty.
But today was a bit different.
Today, I was coming back home at 8am on the nose. Of course, that is when people are going to work, dropping of the kids, walking the dogs...lots of stuff.
You guessed it...just as I hit the intersection of Via de Casa and Mariposa one of my neighbors was reaching it. They came to a complete stop (which, by the way, I rarely do at that stop sign!)...looked both ways... and since I was coming so fast I pulled up on them from their right just as they were looking to the left.
I tried to scream "Look out!", but my mouth was full of banana.
I tried to veer right, but as further evidence of what an awful odds calculator the human brain is, my cognitive subroutine preferred not squishing the banana by making a hard right turn over not hitting a Honda Civic.
As they gradually eased forward into my front wheel, I thought stupid banana!. Did I mention I was not wearing a helmet?
Well, the end of the story is that I'm fine. I have a very minor "boo-boo" on my elbow from where I hit the street. But since (thank God!) they came to a complete stop at the intersection I was just barely hit. If it had been one of the more reckless drivers on our street (and you know who you are, JA!) I could have been killed or at least seriously injured and spent the rest of the summer nursing a broken leg or shoulder.
OK...so now for the interesting part. This whole story reminds me of a conversation I had last night with my good buddy DMS. DMS and I were talking about a local pastor who recently resigned and has since been found to have been a serial philanderer. DMS, naturally, reacted with the "how can somebody do that! How can they risk their career, family, and ministry for such a fleeting pleasure?" attitude. I argued back that all of us basically do that to a lesser extent all of the time. I'm not talking about the "two-faced", hypocritical issue...but the issue of weighing risk.
In retrospect we look at this pastor and say "how could you commit such indiscretions and risk losing everything?" But, I suspect that for him, it did not begin as a decision to commit multiple extra-marital affairs. It likely began with something as "little" as allowing his eyes to remain a bit longer on a woman at the gym...or allowing himself an "innocent" conversation with a woman he found attractive. One thing leads to another and he likely never sat down and calculated the risk of taking the next step.
But, I think in some ways our two situations are perilously similar. Like me, he was a terrible odds calculator (the odds of getting "caught" in adultery have to be approaching 1). Like me choosing to save my banana and risk my life, he probably allowed some relatively minor issue outweigh the much bigger ones. Like me, he probably made a series of bad decisions that independently were minor, but together were overwhelming.
So, the next time you are making some "minor" decision, it may be worth asking,
what's the worst that could happen if I choose to do this?
Then decide if that is an outcome you are willing (or able) to live with. If not, you should give it serious consideration.
Even something as silly as saving a banana can cost your life. (BTW-the banana was squished all over the street after all plus now I need to buy a new wheel for my bike. Doh!)
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